tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-235061892011-07-07T16:38:10.748-07:00Various thoughts on life, my so-called struggles of being frum and female - positive or negative, and whatever sparks my interest in that particular moment be it controversial or not, mix in some psychology... all artistically expressed... all very ME. Yeah. Sure.Frum Female Stuggle?http://www.blogger.com/profile/11404347735429299875noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23506189.post-1141647094290906412006-03-06T04:07:00.000-08:002006-03-07T00:44:04.700-08:00<a href="http://prodtn.cafepress.com/6/32427916_F_tn.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px;" src="http://prodtn.cafepress.com/6/32427916_F_tn.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />I love my mother in law, she is such a true dear<br />She’s such a wonderful woman, about me she always seems to care<br />Let anything ever bad happen to me, never would she dare<br />If I had a flat tire on the highway, she’d always bring me a spare<br /><br />When I got engaged, I didn’t think we’d get along<br />But now I realize that our relationship is so strong<br />I thought she was cheap but now I see that I was wrong<br />She even bought me popcorn when we went to see King Kong<br /><br />Oh my dear mother in law, how I truly love her so<br />I would gladly run her errands for her, even in the snow<br />Her son doesn’t see her genius, oh if he would only know<br />She’s certainly the best mom in the world, she’s the best in show<br /><br />On my wedding day, like a goddess did she appear<br />As she led me to my bedekin, to sit in that great white chair<br />We smiled for the camera, she even shed a tear<br />Her love for me is like no other, that certainly is clear<br /><br />She took me once for lunch, I can even remember that day clearly<br />I think we bought -- yes it was! -- she took me out for sushi<br />How we laughed, cried, and shared our dreams so dearly<br />She even told me about that time she bumped into Jim Belushi<br /><br />Each day that passes without seeing her, my heart truly aches<br />As she has given me so many wonderful recipes, for so many yummy cakes<br />And while others have names for their mother-in-laws, like dogs, or bears, or snakes<br />Only I know that all her hugs, kisses, and smiles, are nothing but fakes.<br /><br />And so as I end this poem, I leave not a dry eye<br />As I prepare to say once more to her, good bye<br />But fear not, oh don’t you even ask why<br />For if you believed this little poem, out of my butt monkeys will fly<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23506189-114164709429090641?l=femalefrumstrugglepurim.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Frum Female Stuggle?http://www.blogger.com/profile/11404347735429299875noreply@blogger.com52